August 2011
obnoxiousfacebookfriend asked: how many people have unfollowed you?
kicknandlaughin asked: Hey i just wanted to say that i love ur blog! :P
...............
I give up. I think that last person unfollowed just to spite me. I’ve never had this many people unfollow me.
So that’s it I’m off to eat
Oh you've got to be kidding me!
WHY ARE YOU UNFOLLOWING ME what did I do wrong? :(
That hurts you guise
I guess I’m just too fly for you
the club tumblr
July 2011
When your parents try to blame the computer for...
mylifeasjorge:
“Hey, mum, I have a headache”
“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
“Hey, mum, my legs hurt”
“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
“Hey, mum, my stomach hurts”
“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
“Hey, mum, my eyes hurt”
“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
“Hey, mum, I am pregnant”
“That’s because you sit on the...
"No chewing gum in class"
That awkward moment when you can out eat any of...
do-thepanic:
They’re all cute like:
And you’re like this at a resteraunt:
In the morning:
At lunch
At dinner
All the time!
And for your midnight snack
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missburnout replied to your post: Why am I loosing followers?? :(
I COULD NEVER UNFOLLOW YOU! *clings to legs*
m00nshooter asked: I think your blog is PERFECT. I can't tell you how many things I've reblogged from you. If they want to unfollow you, then I guess they're just tired of laughing from all your posts!
The only criticism I have is that we've never had the conversation! I bet the person behind this blog is just as eccentric as it is. Hahaha.
The only criticism I have is that we've never had the conversation! I bet the person behind this blog is just as eccentric as it is. Hahaha.
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That awkward moment when you can out eat any of...
They’re all cute like:
And you’re like this at a resteraunt:
In the morning:
At lunch
At dinner
All the time!
And for your midnight snack
Why am I loosing followers?? :(
Is it because of the Pottermore stuff? Because I’m really not posting anything different :S
And now I had to sleep on the floor, and my friend is mad at me, and I have so many terrible bruises
WELL FINE! You wanna unfollow? Go ahead because I’m fabulous!
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REMEMBER THESE
17 sickles to a galleon.
29 knuts to a sickle.
vault 713
griphook was the goblin that led hagrid and harry to the vaults. ollivanders since 382 BC
7 galleons for a wand.
3 sets of robes.
doris crockford kept shaking harry’s hand.
dedalus diggle was the man who said hello to harry from a shop and harry remembered him when they met at the leaky cauldron.
professor quirrel said he was gonna...
When you get somewhere before all your friends.
coolst0rybraah:
Gerard: I’d really like to think that there’s something else after death, I feel that there kind of has to be. It would really be one of the only explanations for everything is that there is something beyond death. What that is I don’t know. It really goes hand in hand with how I feel about God. I think there is something out there, I don’t necessarily know if it’s God, but it’s something.
Interviewer: If it’s the God that has been discussed?
Gerard: Yeah, it might be like a giant octopus or something. That would be kinda cool.
-hogwarts:
wizardkind:
Today is the day that Wizards and Muggles all over the world will stop and acknowledge the boy who lived, Harry Potter. No matter whether you’re in Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, take the time now to wish Harry a Happy Birthday, and thank him for everything, for he truly is a Hero. And most importantly thank J.K. Rowling. Now everyone, raise your wands...
Guise if you're not a Hufflepuff just give up,...
do-thepanic:
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm...
michael-james-way:
j-e-f-f:
youneedadoctrbaby:
trollinghipster:
breatheashleybreatheagain:
AHHHHHHHHH SALTY SPERM!
WAIT THEN CAN YOU GET PREGNANT SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN FSDKGHA
MUTANT WHALE BABIES WAT
OH GOD
When bursting out of a pool..
Expectations:
Reality
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Guise if you're not a Hufflepuff just give up,...
DEAR POTTERMORE,
a-hufflepuff:
AND I’D FIND THE FUCKING CLUE IF IT WAS POSTED
Fuck it. Going to Pigfarts.
Pottermore
Neville Longbottom: Right then, so what's the plan Harry?
Harry Potter: Okay, there's something we need to find, something hidden here in Pottermore, and it may help us logon to the site.
Neville Longbottom: Right, what is it?
Harry Potter: We don't know.
Dean Thomas: Where is it?
Harry Potter: We don't know that either. I realise that's not much to go on.
Seamus Finnigan: That's nothing to go on.
NO CLUES ON SUNDAYS
needlebug:
Reblog if you're the person in your group of...
stealingcheese:
before, during and after
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Can't stop making jokes about this
Today we found out that there’s a picture of my guy friend kissing a girl…and he’s sitting on her. None of us have seen this alleged masterpiece but oh…we will!
And now every jokes circulates around him sitting on people.
“You take my drink? Don’t make me sit on you!”
“That girl’s hot! I’m gonna sit on her!”
“Naw I like...
That moment when you realise that Tumblr isn't...
i-aint-bovvered:
thehobbitshavethephonebox:
mysterious-moony:
Oh.
WELL OF COURSE NOT. IT’S ALSO FOR SUPERNATURAL.
AND CATS. ALWAYS CATS.
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALISE LIFE ISN’T JUST FOR HARRY POTTER, DOCTOR WHO, AND SHERLOCK
When you forget someone's name
takethemoneythenleave:
And instead of asking them what it is again, you’re just like
Lavender Brown changed the most, by far.
