when you watch movies you haven’t seen yet do you ever try to guess what’s going to happen later on and whisper it to your friends and then it happens and you just sit there like

avucado:

let’s play the “how much time can i waste before i start crying about how stressed i am because im procrastinating my life away” game

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mawyer:

When you’re doing dishes and you put a spoon under the running tap

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urined:

the only thing thats ever in bed with me is crumbs

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the-lonely-scottish-guy:

technicolor-symbiont:

stereo-symbiosis:

remember when you were younger and getting socks or pajamas for christmas was like the worst most boring present ever, but now it’s like

aww yiss motherfucking socks that’s right bitches i got fucking SOCKS get on my feet right now

And in that moment I swear we were Dobby.

We accept the socks we think we deserve.

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nightingales:

If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.

So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.

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cognitivedissonance:

Me, this week.

And next week. 

Probably forever, I don’t know.

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sherlockianfromgallifrey:

Rose was so shocked the first time she saw 10 because she could’ve sworn she’d seen that face before

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xobreeox55:

things i am scared of doing: 

• ordering food in a restaurant 
• walking down a busy high street on my own 
• talking to people on the phone 
• eating in front of people 
• asking for help in a shop 
• meeting new people 
• being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know 

the future looks bright for me 

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bufffy:

tumblr meet-up in hell after the apocalypse RVSP if you’re coming

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whotoldyouu:

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.

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